‘My face is decomposing!’

‘Don’t cross the salt line’

‘I wouldn’t put my sperm across a board; I have a Bon Jovi T-shirt for that.’

‘You’re called Happy ’cause you’re Happy, and I’m called Grumpy because I’m… misunderstood.’

‘Come and **** me you fat ****’

‘He gave you the shield because you’re you’

‘I’ve climbed a magic man tree’

‘You can try to run, but I’m afraid you won’t get very far.’

‘If you feel alone, Christmas can be tricky’

‘What could be better than this?’