‘You’re called Happy ’cause you’re Happy, and I’m called Grumpy because I’m… misunderstood.’

‘Come and **** me you fat ****’

‘He gave you the shield because you’re you’

‘I’ve climbed a magic man tree’

‘You can try to run, but I’m afraid you won’t get very far.’

‘If you feel alone, Christmas can be tricky’

‘What could be better than this?’

‘Are you saying, Santa Claus has been kidnapped?’